I've decided that I really do want a fandom, and that I'll never get one if I sit around and let the morons over at
anne_bishop_fan keep running things with their "fic is teh ev0l zomg!!1!" attitudes (which, yeah, they adopted from Anne Bishop, but what-the-fuck-ever).
The first step is pimping it out. So, if you have not read
The Black Jewels Trilogy by Anne Bishop, I don't want to be your friend anymore. Just kidding! Sort of. Seriously, this is one of the best 'verses I've experienced. The characters are amazing, the brothers MAKE OUT (Ok, they don't really, because one of them stops the other one and is all "I'm not gay anymore!" BUT WE CAN PRETEND.) and all the guys are super-sexy. The girls are actually funny and real and also very hot. If you've never read any of the posts in which I flail over these books, then you clearly don't pay any attention to me and you're probably not even reading this.
blkjwldgds pimped the books to me, I pimped them to 3/5ths of Randy, they pimped them to their friends, etc etc. But I need more people so that I don't have to IM
getaway_machine and
simplykatie all the time with questions such as "Do you think Daemon and Lucivar had sex before they knew they were brothers? And if so, did they stop once they found out?" (The answers are yes and no, in that order.)
The books are straight-up fantasy. They are set in another world (or three). There is magic. There are lots of bad people. There is HONOR, which I think is the sexiest thing ever. There's plenty of sex. There are slaves, if you're into that sort of thing. There's a lot of snark from certain characters. There are kick-ass animals. There is one speech that will break your heart every goddamn time you read it. There is, without a doubt, the best extended family ever. And there are also two very sexy, very honorable, very...I don't even have the word for it...brothers
who are totally gay for each other. There are three books in the trilogy (
Daughter of the Blood,
Heir to the Shadows, and
Queen of the Darkness). There is another novel set in the same 'verse, but earlier than the trilogy (
The Invisible Ring, and yes, one of the hot brothers is in it). There is a book of short stories (
Dreams Made Flesh) that totally makes me wibble. And there's another short story ("The Price") that I haven't read yet, but which Ashley said was good.
The only problem is the lack of a fandom. Anne Bishop is against fic and RPGs because she's all "I might write more in this 'verse and I don't want you little snots stealing my stories." Which, shut up, Anne Bishop. To remedy this, me and
getaway_machine and
sky_was_green and
simplykatie try to write fic and talk and flail and generally obsess about these books whenever we can. I've even written PORN. Male/male, incest-y, penis-filled porn. (I'm still waiting for
getaway_machine to beta it, so if you really want it, feel free to harass/insult her.)
And I made an entry at
The Directorium about the books, which can be found
here and which is very unfinished, so please either go edit it or tell me what to add. I'm thinking about making an archive for BJT fic, but the problem is that once the assholes in the fandom find out about it they will report it to Anne Bishop who will, I don't know, send a C&D or rabid monkeys after me. There is fic at fanfiction.net though, under either Dark Jewels or Misc, I forget. I might write something for
idol_reflection or
ship_manifesto too.
Basically, you should join this fandom, even if you don't like incest. I promise there are plenty of non-incestuous relationships to 'ship, and the whole thing is awesome, and uh, the books make me really incredibly happy. So read them. :)